• Northumberland: FEELINGS and then lol leavin y'all SCOTLAND FOR ME gonna be bros with the douglas
  • Henry IV: FEELINGS also dying sorry
  • Falstaff: FEELINGS and offending hal and recruiting people named mouldy, wart, bullscalf, shadow, and feeble
  • Mistress Quickly: FEELINGS feelings feelings ALL THE FEELINGS
  • Lord Chief Justice: FEELINGS also i put prince hal in jail lol
  • Westmoreland: FEELINGS and backing up prince john
  • Lady Percy: FEELINGS FEELINGS FEELINGS MY HUSBAND IS DEAD
  • Archbishop of York: FEELINGS and also maybe some plotting
  • Shallow: FEELINGS about the past srsly THE PAST WAS SO GREAT MAN, WISH WE WERE THERE
  • Poins: FEELINGS also disappearing the fuck out of your play
  • Doll Tearsheet: FEELINGS i just love falstaff SO MUUUUCH
  • Pistol: lshfdoisfjwhoildkjfw;oisdl I WILL KILL YOU ALL
  • Hal: DROWNING IN AN OCEAN OF FEELINGS, literally the only thing i do is talk about my feelings, I HAVE SO MANY, about things like BEER and CROWNS and HANGING OUT WITH POINS and FALSTAFF IS A DICK omfg and WHY IS MY DAD DYING, I DIDN'T WANT THIS, HOW DO KING
  • .
  • Prince John: ....
  • Prince John: well I guess I'm the one dealing with this rebellion then

alonelydragon:

        Falstaff

No, your highness. Get rid of Peto, get rid of Bardolph, get rid of Poins. But as for sweet Jack Falstaff, kind Jack Falstaff, honest Jack Falstaff, brave Jack Falstaff, and therefore even more brave, given that he is old Jack Falstaff —do not get rid of him. Do not get rid of him. If you get rid of him, you will get rid of the whole world.

        Prince Hal

I do. I will.

Shakespeare’s Insult of the Week

sirken:

“You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s pizzle, you stock-fish—O for breath to utter what is like thee!—you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!”

— Henry IV, Part 1

Translation: You penis, you penis, you penis, you penis, you penis… you penis, you penis, you penis, you penis!

(Source: alwaysiambic)

scary-le-roy:

omg you guys i never properly appreciated this scene

so boss bitch and his brothers are standing there being sad

and thomas is like, sorry you are about to get so royally fucked, lord chief justice

(and john and humphrey are like, yeah, the fact that you’re so fucked is really sad. for you. this is my sympathetic face, in case you couldn’t tell. it looks a lot like my “thinking about murdering you” face, i can’t help it i’m a plantagenet)

and lcj is like, i mean i get that hal doesn’t like me, but i only did what my honor dictated…

and he looks to warwick and westmoreland for support and they’re just like, you do not seem to be grasping the extent to which you are totally fucked, please stop talking to us we don’t want to be tainted by your loser germs 

but omg the best part is at the end because the boys walk away

and thomas pauses and turns his head like he’s about to say one more thing

AND WARWICK CLEARS HIS THROAT REALLY REALLY REALLY LOUDLY AND THOMAS TURNS HIS FACE AWAY AND KEEPS WALKING

AND

I

DIED

(Source: tomhiddleston-gifs)

youcannot-tamethegodof-mischief:

Watch your tongue young Prince

(Source: tealin)